I had my first pre-op today and my hospital pre-admission. On the whole, it went well -- and here are a few details for those who are interested.
* Surgery is at 730am, Tuesday, January 19. It is expected to last between three and six hours, after which I will be taken to recovery and then to ICU. I will spend the first night in ICU, and then two or three nights in the hospital after that barring any complications. I will have staples in my head. (There's a joke there somewhere, I just can't come up with it right now.) I will then be recovering at home for somewhere between three to six weeks, depending on how things go.
* So if you're scoring at home, I will be held together with staples and super-glue.
* After surgery, no lifting over five pounds or driving until cleared by my neurosurgeon. The earliest that can be is my first post-op on February 1.
* I have great bulldog.
* Oh, you want an explanation for that? Man, you guys want everything. :) I have a good anterior underbite (I think that's what the anesthesiologist said). This is important in case I need intubated. I also have a loose neck and a big throat. (Insert joke two. Can't come up with that, either. I'm slow tonight.)
* I have to quit taking my anti-inflammatories immediately, which includes the Veltoran ointment for my hands. This, to use a technical term, is going to SUCK. There is not enough Tylenol on the planet to make the next week a happy place.
* My HR professional at work told me that if my work tries to contact me to ask a question before I'm getting paid again, I am not to answer the phone. I got gently lectured about taking care of myself. Yay, her.
* I got X-Rayed, EKGed, phlebotomized, instructed, peered at, fussed over, and generally provided with lots of information today. Nobody asked me for money.
* That's Wednesday.