Today's Top 10!

The top ten reasons why waiting in pre-op sucks:

10) Paper gowns. Enough said.
9) Drab decor. Can I get Tim Gunn in here? There's more beige than at a Carmel housewife sex encounter group.
8) Fluorescent lights only slightly less bright than the sun.
7) Footie socks whose sizes lie. If that was XXL, I'm Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
6) Still more damn paperwork.
5) An utter lack of breakfast or fluid.
4) The shoulder seams on this damn gown make me look like a butch Joan Collins. Or Joan Crawford.
3) Nurses who are cheerful at 6:15.
2) Needles.

And the number one reason why waiting in pre-op sucks:

1) No complementary open bar.